I'm curious to know how everyone's wrestling matches went with the bear on sunday after your O.D. You all did wrestle a bear after sunday's O.D., didn't you? Though I wasn't here this weekend, I was home, literally looking for bears. Seriously. I'll have you all know I had those bears so afraid of me, none of them showed their bear faces. That's right, they all ran away from me, so I was unable to wrestle a bear this weekend. I've found the key though--it's not the wrestling match that you've got to be concerned about. If you go out looking for bears and they don't show up, it's because you're too mean and scary for them to want to wrestle you. If you do end up having the opportunity to wrestle a bear, it's probably because he's not afraid of you, and he sees a weak little sally (if there's any freshmen on our team named sally, i apologize, but not really). Chances are, you're probably going to get your ass kicked. Or mauled. Into a bloody mess. Maybe even killed. So get mean, get angry, because we're going to kick some serious bear ass (and skier ass) this year if they don't all run away in fear first.
Just thought I'd share that little tid-bit with you all.
-Zach